The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red………………….Cherry
Yellow…………….Lemon
Green……………….Lime
Orange ……………Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your
mother may sometimes call your father.’

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, ‘Oh my gosh! They’re assholes! ‘

The teacher had to leave the room!