Steven (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night.  “I love you so much that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.”

Susan (age 4) Was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.  “This juice maks my teeth cough.”

DJ (age 4) got on the bathroom scale.  He asked, “How much do I cost?”

Clinton (age 5) was staring at his bed.  His mother asked what he was doing.  He said, “What will happen when I grow up?  My wife won’t fit in my bed.”

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